A little boy and his grandfather are raking
leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get
back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that
worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll
bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back
in that little hole."
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of
hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a
board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The
grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray
and runs into the house.
Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the
boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you
already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I
know. That's from your Grandma."